Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.
Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:
#1?Do not drag the girl you?re in love with into your deadly mess.
#2?Do not accept a bag full of money.
#3?If you do accept said bag of money don?t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.
#4?Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.
#5?Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.
#6?Do not let your dad find out you?re a wizard.
#7?Do NOT under any circumstances no matter how desperate things might seem let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world.
